Tom Brady DOES NOT Have A Boston Accent According To Funny Or Die

Funny stuff from America’s fearless leader out of Foxborough…

The Funny or Die video features Tom Brady visiting a sporting goods store in search of Under Armour gear.

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Peggy Olson Departs SCDP

The end?

We interrupt this NFL-centric blog to romanticize Elisabeth Moss’s demure Mad Men character Peggy Olson, who decided to woman up and leave SCDP during last night’s show.

While Joan played prostitute for a night to land the Jaguar account, our beloved ex-secretary was on a mission to find her self-worth.

We should have seen this coming. Peggy drifted into the background this season for numerous reasons but at the same time, began to outgrow the metaphorical box that women were held in during the 1960s.

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Nick Fairley Celebrates Memorial Day Weekend In Style; Gets Busted For DUI

Detroit Lions defensive tackle Nick Fairley was arrested early Sunday morning in Mobile, Alabama for suspicion of driving under the influence.

According to FOX10 in Mobile, Fairley’s violations also included having an open container, having no proof of insurance, reckless driving, and attempting to evade the police.

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Charlie Sheen Bought LT’s Super Bowl XXV Ring

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According to the New York Daily News, Charlie Sheen is the proud new owner of Lawrence Taylor’s Super Bowl XXV ring.

Taylor’s ring was auctioned off for $230,000 last weekend and reportedly, Sheen accounted for the top bid.

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Titletown Again: Donald Driver Wins Dancing With The Stars Crown

Green Bay Packers receiver Donald Driver became the latest NFL’er to win ABC’s Dancing With The Stars on Tuesday night.

Along with partner Peta Murgatroyd, Driver defeated Welsh singer Katherine Jenkins to claim the Season 14 title.

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Comparing Barack Obama’s Throwing Motion To Great Quarterbacks…And Presidents

Hope. Change. Intercepted.

Barack Obama tweeted this picture on Monday of him throwing a pass downfield while paying tribute to Friday Night Lights in the process.

I’m somewhat skeptical of Obama’s throwing motion. If this throw was unleashed during a game, I believe it might have too much air under it and would be picked off by a safety providing over the top help in Tampa 2 coverage.

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Calvin Johnson Hits Homer During Batting Practice With Tigers

Hours before Detroit’s Justin Verlander came within two outs of no-hitting the Pittsburgh Pirates, the Tigers received a visitor.

Calvin Johnson stopped by to participate in batting practice. During the session, Megatron smoked a ball over the left field wall.

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Call Me Brady Is A Terrifying Look At America’s Future

Covers of “Call Me Maybe” by Carly Rae Jepsen are running rampant all over the internet but this Tom Brady-centric cover is troubling.

Things like this make me worry about the future of America.

Evidently, we’re all sitting in rooms recording internet videos in hopes to become famous one day.

 

 

LeSean McCoy Signs Five-Year Extension With Eagles

It appears the Philadelphia Eagles have learned their lesson from last season’s DeSean Jackson mess.

As it turns out, they may have Jackson to thank in part for their latest maneuver. 

The Eagles inked McCoy to a five-year extension worth $45 million, including $20 million guaranteed.

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Giants Ready To Become A Dynasty; Get Super Bowl Rings

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The New York Giants received their Super Bowl XLVI rings during a ceremony on Wednesday night to culminate their second championship run in the last five seasons.

New York is turning the page and thinking about becoming a…wait for it…dynasty.

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