Kobe's 24 finally has a title.

Not really. I’m a Sixer fan and don’t like the Lakers thanks to ’80, ’82, and ’01. However, since Hedo Turkoglu and the Magic took it upon themselves to eliminate my beloved Sixers from the playoffs, I’m all for Showtime slamming Orlando. Congrats Lakers fans and big ups to the Black Mamba. They earned it.

Ugh. After typing that last line, I need a shower. Take it away Randy Newman.