2013 NFL Season

Week 1 Photo Essay: Trading Places

AykroydMurphy

Instead of doing the typical “hey, let’s sit here and critically analyze football,” it’s time for a change.

So, we’re going to do a weekly summary using photos to accurately sum up a game.

Sound good?

Great.

Here we go…

BRONCOS 49, RAVENS 27: 

ManningPhoneThe dude that looks like Ric Ocasek from The Cars threw seven touchdowns…

SAINTS 23, FALCONS 17: 

GolfClose but no cigar, Atlanta…again.

PATRIOTS 23, BILLS 21: 

GronkHernandezSorry Tom.

LIONS 34, VIKINGS 24: 

BushBack to the Future IV.

TITANS 16, STEELERS 9: WindowofOppTom, Pittsburgh pulled the shades down.

BEARS 24, BENGALS 21: 

OverratedYou mean the Bengals? Yup.

SEAHAWKS 12, PANTHERS 7:

NonZodUrsaSorry Cameron. It’s time to kneel before Zod Carroll.

DOLPHINS 23, BROWNS 10: 

WallaceWin all you want Miami. This is going to be a problem.

COLTS 21, RAIDERS 17: 

JamarcusRussell-1

Terrelle Pryor should probably change his number.

CHIEFS 28, JAGUARS 2: 

BigRed

Time’s yours, Andy.

JETS 18, BUCS 17: 

Trashcans

49ERS 34, PACKERS 28: 

FavreRodgersOne guy is good at beating 49ers…the other? Not so much.

RAMS 27, CARDINALS 24: 

Fitz

Cardinals Football 2013.

COWBOYS 36, GIANTS 31:

RomoEliYUP!

EAGLES 33, REDSKINS 27:

CatesTo every Eagles fans, the new offense was the Phoebe Cates scene from Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

TEXANS 31, CHARGERS 28:

Groundhog-Day-4Sorry Phil. It happened again.

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