Not to worry folks. These links are Jon and Kate free. Seriously, stop talking about them. You’re only allowing the disease to fester….

1. The Great Outdoors: Vikings head coach Brad Childress is taking a vacation from this Brett Favre by going fishing with an old friend.
2. The Miami Sound Machine: The Dolphins’ involvement with musicians isn’t quite finished yet. The Estefans are buying a small stake in the Fish.
3. Devil with a purple dress on: National Football Post’s Mike Lombardi compares Orlando Magic guard J.J. Redick with Vikings head man Brad Childress of all people. It’s actually a dead on comparison.
4. Pay attention!: Stop being disrespectful by using your Blackberry during meetings.
5. Green, the color of money: Packers receiver Greg Jennings is set to become a rich man.
6. No honor among thieves: A former aide and “friend” for John Edwards is shopping around a tell-all book.
7. The Golden Age: Bill Simmons discusses baseball’s real golden age.
8. Portis vs. Zorn: Clinton Portis says it’s not an issue…hmmm.
9. Spain’s Erin Andrews: Allegedly, this woman is the Erin Andrews of Spain. I’ll take the Erin Andrews of America.
10. Fashion pro: Clothing expert Vernon Davis (?) gives the lowdown on fashion and owns a “murse” (man purse). True story.