Perhaps growing frustrated at the latest labor mess on Thursday or maybe just out of sheer boredom, Houston Texans star running back Arian Foster decided to put his John Hancock on a fictional version of a collective bargaining agreement.

As you can see, this deal doesn’t have a lot of meat to it.

The revenue sharing plan is clearly a win for the players. Also, the retirement health care plan looks a bit shady too.

I don’t think Foster should have signed this deal.