Random Nonsense

The Burger King Hangs Up Its Cleats

The Burger King is gone.

It was announced today that the creepy, leering, and non-verbal mascot of Burger King was given his walking papers by the fast-food restaurant. BK is suffering from a drop in sales and someone had to be held accountable. Thus, it’s only logical that executives decided the King should take the fall.

The Burger King starred in a series of NFL ads during the mid-2000s that displayed his ability to always be in the right place at the right time on both sides of the football.

I will definitely miss his athleticism.

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