Under the NFL’s current three-game Thanksgiving setup, the general public will finally see three games of substance.

Let’s see if I can set this up in my best over-the-top wrestler announcing voice….

IT’S AN NFL TRIPLEHEADER ON THANKSGIVING DAY!!!

FANS, AT 12:30 YOU WILL SEE A TAPED FIST MATCH FEATURING AARON RODGERS AND THE UNDEFEATED GREEN BAY PACKERS AGAINST NDAMUKONG SUH’S DETROIT LIONS!!!

THEN, AT 4:15 YOU WILL SEE MATT MOORE’S SUDDENLY FRISKY MIAMI DOLPHINS TAKING ON TONY ROMO AND THE SURGING DALLAS COWBOYS IN A TEXAS DEATH MATCH !!!

AND THEN, IN THE MAIN EVENT, LIVE FROM BALTIMORE, MARYLAND, NO DISQUALIFICATION INSIDE A STEEL CAGE….BROTHER AGAINST BROTHER!!!

JIM HARBAUGH’S 49ERS TAKE ON JOHN HARBAUGH’S BALTIMORE RAVENS!!!!

BE THERE!!!!!!!!

Does that get you excited? By my count, 24 exclamation points were just used.

Turkey Day should be a blast.