Hulk Hogan turned 60 on Sunday but his birthday vibe will likely be spoiled by hearing this dying quail ripoff of his WWE and WCW themes.

For some reason, Rick Singleberry & The Casual Lovers of Florida thought it would be a good idea to spoof Hogan’s classic “Real American” theme and mix it with the extremely underwhelming WCW piece titled “American Made” in order to salute Jacksonville Jaguars quarterback Blaine Gabbert.

I can’t think of a quarterback less deserving of a theme song than Gabbert…ok, maybe Mark Sanchez but that’s it.

H/T Big Lead