During Sunday night’s Academy Awards, John Travolta embarrassed himself by calling “Frozen” singer Idina Menzel, “Adele Dazeem” prior to her performance for the eventual winner for Best Song.
In the aftermath of Travolta’s gaffe, Slate.com posted a John Travolta name generator based off of the “Stayin’ Alive” actor’s error.
Of course, that means it’s time to use the generator to figure out the Travolta names of each NFL head coach.
My personal favorite?
Cowboys head coach Jason Garrett as Jackson Granite. Now, THAT is a head coach’s name.
Bills: Doug Marrone – Daud Moozure
Dolphins: Joe Philbin – Jude Phillips
Jets – Rose Reez
Patriots: Bill Belichick – Blair Bailerey
Bengals: Marvin Lewis – Martin Lezwis
Browns: Mike Pettine – Mackenzie Prizeef
Ravens: John Harbaugh – Jan Herward
Steelers – Mike Tomlin – Mackenzie Thompseen
Colts: Chuck Pagano – Clark Parkinsmack
Jaguars: Gus Bradley – Guy Berzy
Texans: Bill O’Brien – Blair Orteez
Titans: Ken Whisenhunt – Kian Warshington
Broncos: John Fox – Jan Florzes
Chargers: Mike Riley – Mackenzie Morphay
Chiefs: Andy Reid – Ayden Reez
Raiders: Dennis Allen – Denis Allorn
Cowboys: Jason Garrett – Jackson Granite
Eagles: Chip Kelly – Chris Keezy
Giants: Tom Coughlin – Theo Cozzins
Redskins: Jay Gruden – Jia Grizeen
Bears: Marc Trestman – Mia Thompseen
Lions: Jim Caldwell – Jai Crawzford
Packers: Mike McCarthy – Mackenzie Morphay
Vikings: Mike Zimmer – Mackenzie Znyder
Buccaneers: Lovie Smith – Louise Smoith
Falcons: Mike Smith – Mackenzie Smoith
Panthers: Ron Rivera – Roan Riveera
Saints: Sean Payton – Struan Pertersorn
Cardinals: Bruce Arians – Bryce Ajams
49ers: Jim Harbaugh – Jai Herward
Rams: Jeff Fisher – James Feesher
Seahawks: Pete Carroll – Phoebe Crawzford
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