Since the NFL news machine consists of mostly labor strife these days, we are left with making news out of Tom Brady’s hair once more.

Forget about the lockout negotiations, the biggest news leaguewide on Monday revolved around the hair of the league MVP.

At the moment, Tom Brady’s locks are supported by a scrunchie.

While Brady and wife Gisele were living it up in Rio de Janeiro, photographers caught the Patriots quarterback with a ponytail.

The biggest star of America’s most rugged sport is wearing a scrunchie to keep his ponytail intact.

Toto, I have a feeling we aren’t in Kansas anymore.