Perhaps the most startling revelation during ESPN’s presentation of The Brady 6 on Tuesday night came towards the end of the program when the mysterious tale of former 49er quarterback Giovanni Carmazzi was explained.

Carmazzi, who does not own a television, declined to appear on the piece but ESPN offered up some vital details on the ex-Hofstra Pride quarterback:

He lives two hours north of San Francisco and describes himself as a yoga-exercising farmer…He has five goats.

That will teach Carmazzi about denying access to the worldwide leader in sports entertainment.

Surely, the blogging community will spend much of Wednesday posting pictures of goats.