You knew Chad Ochocinco wasn’t going to fully submerge himself into the Patriot Way without providing some sort of entertainment.

Today, Ochocinco stated that he will live with a Patriots fan for the first three weeks of the season in order to get his feet wet with the Boston area.

The newest Patriot says he’s not kidding but has a rather simple list of demands.

“I’m not sure how it’s going to work, but they have to have Internet and have to have Xbox.”

Look, I’m sure Ochocinco is a nice guy but if I’m the fan, I’d have a list of my own demands:

• A weekend to hang with Ochocinco at his new place in Boston, whenever that happens.
• An autographed football from Tom Brady.
• Cheryl Burke’s phone number.
• $5,000 to cover the electric, water, and grocery bill.
• Ochocinco must do the dishes and take out the trash at least once per week.
• Plus, he must throw at least one party at my house with a female to male ratio of 2 to 1. Hey, when you’re single, you need all the chances one can get.
• Assuming I’m a season ticket holder, I’d need tickets to road games versus the Jets and Eagles.

Those are very reasonable demands.