We’re all about trying to stop atrocities against man. However, nothing could stop (500) Days of Summer from seeing the light of day and potentially harming a generation of men.

Coming up on Monday, a running diary of the film will be published as a part of our Valentine’s Week.

While Zooey Deschanel’s character, Summer, appears harmless, it turns out she’s the most treacherous thing to hit the big screen since any rom-com role played by Julia Roberts.

Meanwhile, Joseph Gordon-Levitt plays her love interest Tom.

Somehow, this film turns out to be required viewing for men because it teaches you a rather valuable lesson that we’ll discuss on Monday.