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If The Playoffs Started Today: The Russell Wilson Stole Your Girlfriend Edition

 

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Unless something rapidly changes between now and the close of the regular season, these NFL truths appear to evident:

1. The four best teams in the sport in no particular order are Green Bay, Seattle, New England, and Denver.

2. Aaron Rodgers is your 2014 NFL MVP.

3. J.J. Watt is your 2014 NFL Defensive Player of the Year.

Other than that, mostly everything else is up in the air.

Oh, something else that is evident?

Russell Wilson is building a track record…and I don’t mean on the field.

Late Sunday night, Lions tight end Joseph Fauria tweeted a rather bizarre message about Wilson stealing his girlfriend.

Weird, right?

Wilson, who is single after divorcing his wife Ashton during the offseason (which is whole other story), is playing the field. Sorry Joe, but that dude is a defending world champion quarterback at the moment.

The house always wins.

AFC

#1 – New England Patriots  (AFC East champion, bye)

#2 – Denver Broncos (AFC West champion, bye)

#3 – Indianapolis Colts (AFC North champion)

#4 – Cincinnati Bengals (AFC South champion)

#5  – Pittsburgh Steelers (Wild Card)

#6 –  San Diego Chargers (Wild Card)

NFC

#1 – Arizona Cardinals  (NFC East champion, bye)

#2 – Green Bay Packers (NFC North champion, bye)

#3 – Philadelphia Eagles (NFC East champion)

#4 – Atlanta Falcons  (NFC South champion)

#5 – Seattle Seahawks (Wild Card)

#6 – Detroit Lions (Wild Card)

PROPOSED, FICTIONAL TV SCHEDULE

SATURDAY, JANUARY 3 @ 4:30PM – #6 Pittsburgh Steelers at #3 Cincinnati Bengals (NBC)*

SATURDAY, JANUARY 3 @ 8:00PM – #6 Detroit Lions at #3 Philadelphia Eagles (NBC)

SUNDAY, JANUARY 4 @ 1:00PM – #5 Seattle Seahawks at #4 Atlanta Falcons (FOX)

SUNDAY, JANUARY 4 @ 4:30PM – #6 San Diego Chargers at #3 Indianapolis Colts (CBS)

*Also known as the “Brad Nessler Game.”

DIVISIONAL PLAYOFF ROUND:

SATURDAY, JANUARY 10 @ 4:30PM – ATL/SEA/DET at #1 Arizona Cardinals (CBS)

SATURDAY, JANUARY 10 @ 8PM – IND/CIN/PIT at #2 Denver (FOX)

SUNDAY, JANUARY 11 @ 1PM – CIN/PIT/SD at #1 New England (CBS)

SUNDAY, JANUARY 11 @ 4:30PM – ATL/SEA/DET at #1 Green Bay  (FOX)

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