Don’t crowd William Stephen Belichick with recorders and microphones, ok?

Give the man some room while he answers your trivial and inconsequential questions about the National Football League at the NFL’s annual spring owners meeting.

Most of you are writers and need just barely audible tones to transcribe information for your articles.

Remember, when you using a recorder or microphone for an interview, place it four to six inches away from the interview subject unless it’s Belichick.

Otherwise, it’s up to him where it goes.

At that point, pray.