Tom Brady

Tom Brady Is Now Selling Mattresses

Tom Brady is fresh off the release of his $200 nutrition manual that shows people how to eat like the G.O.A.T.

Now, he is back again but this time hawking mattresses Beautyrest. Of course, Brady endorsing any non-fitness product is notable considering how much America “hates” him.

Obviously, they don’t hate him. America needs their beauty rest just like TB12. They’ll fall in line to support him.

A few sidenotes:

  1. This reminds me of some sort of James Bond-esque movie.
  2. The turtleneck is a classic heel look. Good for him. Get America’s money and become a villain.

Remember, bad guys where black…and turtlenecks.

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