The JMRA Super Bowl Drinking Game is out and on the loose in time for Patriots and Rams on Sunday. Please party responsibly on Sunday…especially if you’re a Saints fans. It will be ok…the sun will come out tomorrow.

One drink:

• When Jim Nantz says “Hello Friends”
• Every touchdown pass.
• Every time Tony Romo goes “OOOOHHHHH”
• Every catch by Patriots wide receiver Julian Edelman.
• A Super Bowl rematch is mentioned
• Aaron Donald sack
• A Todd Gurley rushing touchdown.
• Every time Gisele Bundchen is shown.
• Every time CJ Anderson’s weight is mentioned.
• Highlights are shown from Super Bowl XXXIV – the last Super Bowl in Atlanta that also happened to be won by the St. Louis Rams.
• If Malcolm Butler’s Super Bowl winning interception from Super Bowl XLIX is shown.
• Every Maroon 5 mention.
• Every Big Boi mention
• Every Travis Scott mention.
• Every time you hear “Jason and Devin McCourty are twins.”
• Every “Chris Hogan played lacrosse” reference.
• If Stephen Gostkowski misses a field goal or extra point (he has done that at least once in the last two Super Bowls).
• A Joe Montana mention.
• Every time Rutgers is mentioned.
• Roger Goodell appears on camera
• Every time Tony Romo correctly guesses a play.
• Highlights of Super Bowl XXXIV.

Two drinks

• Every Tom Brady QB sneak.
• A Jared Goff rushing touchdown happens.
• A Tom Brady rushing touchdown.
• Tom Brady wins Super Bowl MVP.
• James White wins Super Bowl MVP.
• Jared Goff wins Super Bowl MVP
• N’damukong Suh is called for a personal foul.
• A Patriots completion over 20 yards.
• A list of Tom Brady’s Super Bowl records is listed on screen.
• A Todd Gurley receiving touchdown.
• A Chris Hogan touchdown catch.
• A James White touchdown catch.
• A camera shot of Patriots owner Robert Kraft.
• A camera shot of Rams owner Stan Kroenke.
• A 28-3 reference is made.
• If the Patriots score a touchdown in the first quarter – NOTE: They never scored a first quarter touchdown in the previous eight Super Bowl appearances during the Brady/Belichick era.
• If Robert Kraft slurs his speech during a postgame celebration talk.
• Every Rams sack.
• Every Patriots sack
• A safety.
• If we hear Rob Gronkowski and the retirement rumor.

Three drinks:

• If New England wins the coin toss….and defers.
• Ric Flair is at the game.
• The traditional camera shot of Brady hugging and kissing owner Robert Kraft before the game starts.
• A Gerald Everitt touchdown.
• If you hear the term, “PSI.”
• If you hear the term “Spygate.”
• If Michael Vick is on the sideline.
• Brady throws a deep pass to special teams ace Matthew Slater, which is a potential panic sign in New England’s offense when they face overpowering defenses.
• A pick-six.
• A special teams TD.

One shot:

• If Bill Belichick smiles.
• If Aaron Donald wins Super Bowl MVP.
• If CJ Anderson scores two rushing touchdowns.
• If we see the lady friend of either Sean McVay or Bill Belichick.
• If we see Camille Kostek, the lady friend of Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski.

Two shots:

• If CBS replays the Philly Special.
• If any player takes a knee during the National Anthem.
• Robert Woods wins MVP.
• Brandin Cooks wins MVP.
• Rob Gronkowski wins MVP.
• Julian Edelman wins MVP.

Bottle:

• A Patriots defensive player wins MVP.
• If the game comes down to the final play.
• Game goes into overtime.

This is for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.

Good luck to you and your liver.