Alright kids, Super Bowl is here after a dreadful Pro Bowl that resemebled one of those flag football games where everyone gets tired after about two hours but no one wants to be the guy to call it a day.

Anyhow, SUPER BOWL XLV WEEK has arrived!

We’ll check in throughout the week obviously with game analysis and also analysis of Troy Polamalu’s scalp.

Ok, perhaps not that type of in-depth coverage.

Here to whet your appetite is a simulated Tecmo Bowl rendering of Super Bowl XLV.

To protect its integrity, I refuse to tell you who won.

Either sit through all 23 minutes or skip to the end.

Much love.