https://twitter.com/#!/JimIrsay/status/159777296838950912

In response to Rob Lowe’s tweet earlier today stating that Peyton Manning would retire, Colts owner Jim Irsay responded as only he can by making a reference to the 1970s porn flick Deep Throat and clowns.

At this point of the post, I would normally link to the film’s Wikipedia page. However, today is the SOPA protest event.

Sorry, but no dice.

In other pertinent news, Tom Condon (Manning’s agent), and Archie Manning (Peyton’s dad) deny the Super Bowl XLI MVP is headed for retirement.