In case you missed it on Monday, the NFL made available some of the evidence discovered on the computers of the New Orleans Saints.
Suffice to say, these findings (or lack thereof) didn’t make Jonathan Vilma and company very happy.
Perhaps, the most bizarre piece of evidence found stemmed from a slideshow presentation shown to the players prior to the team’s loss to the Seattle Seahawks during the 2010 playoffs.
A picture of “Dog the Bounty Hunter,” along with pictures of dollars, was featured in the pre-game display.
Also, it’s alleged that quarterback Matt Hasselbeck and running back Marshawn Lynch of the Seahawks had bounties on their head entering the contest.
Clearly, using “Dog the Bounty Hunter” in a slideshow presentation was a logical thing to do from the Saints’ perspective to help promote the bounty gimmick.
However, are you that surprised that the Saints laid an egg after that presentation?
After all, it’s “Dog the Bounty Hunter.”
That’s not exactly reciting Martin Luther King Jr.’s “I Have A Dream Speech.”
Bounty or no bounty, I expect more out of a recent Super Bowl champion than that rubbish.
In fact, here are 50 inspirational figures (mostly New Orleans-centric) the Saints could have used instead of throwing up some arbitrary photo of Duane “Dog” Chapman in a PowerPoint:
1. Drew Brees
2. Harry Connick Jr.
3. Sean Payton
4. Tom Benson
5. Archie Manning
7. Bobby Hebert
8. Pat Swilling
9. Rickey Jackson
10. Vaughn Johnson
11. Joe Horn
12. The Argentinian from Miami Vice
13. Ted Nugent
14. The Crazy Saints Fans That Shot Up Another Man’s TV
15. Hank Williams Jr.
16. Jim Mora Sr.
17. Jonathan Vilma
18. Will Smith
19. Steve Gleason
20. Jelly Roll Morton
21. Aaron Neville
22. Kermit from Treme
23. You Tube clips of old Junkyard Dog interviews
24. John Slattery dressed as Roger Sterling on LSD.
25. Ellen DeGeneres
26. Brett Favre
27. Tyler Perry
28. Tyler Perry dressed as Madea
30. Marshall Faulk
31. Master P
32. John Fourcade
33. Steve Walsh
34. Willie Roaf
35. Lil Wayne
36. Michael Lewis
37. Morten Andersen
40. James Carville
41. Bryant Gumbel
42. Greg Gumbel
43. Birdman
44. Fats Domino
45. Wynton Marsalis
46. Emeril Lagasse
47. Quinn Early
48. Kenny Stabler
50. Joe Vitt
Better luck next time, New Orleans.
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