Hey, did you know the Miami Heat are the NBA champions? Oy vey.
Here’s a surprise (or not). Chad Ochocinco did not fully learn New England’s offensive playbook last season.
Don’t look now but Andrew Luck is still unsigned.
Brett Favre doesn’t care about Bountygate.
Whatever Jerry Sandusky’s prison term turns out to be, it is not long enough.
Ex-Saint Scott Fujita calls Bountygate probe a “smear campaign.”
Drew Brees referenced “weapons of mass destruction” while trying to reference the NFL’s lack of evidence against the Saints.
As Matt Forte’s contract impasse turns…
Dwyane Wade has not slept since Miami won the world title on Thursday night…and doesn’t plan to do so until after Monday’s parade.
Speaking of the Heat, the funniest moment during Thursday’s post-game party may have been Chris Bosh’s orgasmic champagne celebration.
Grantland’s Masked Man compares WWE crazy lady A.J. to Miss Elizabeth. Pardon me while I spit up my green tea.
LaDainian Tomlinson retired…but was intrigued by the prospect of playing with Peyton Manning and the Denver Broncos.
Warning Redskins fans...Kim Kardashian is interested in RGIII. Uh oh.
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