Man Clotheslines Teenager Off Lawnmower; Performs Tebowing
One of the more despicable stories of the week developed in Pennsylvania on Monday when a 17-year-old was attacked while mowing a lawn.
Tom Brady & Gronk Play Offense/Defense Because It’s The Preseason
The most exciting element of last night’s 6-3 Giants victory over the Patriots proved to be a pre-game horseplay between Rob Gronkowski and Tom Brady. Gronkowski played the role of a defensive back versus Brady (who will never be confused for teammate Wes Welker as a pass-catching maven), […]
Ray Lewis Enters Your Soul For Madden ’13
Getting hyped for video game releases is a lot different 11 than it is at 22 but when Ray Lewis is used as a verbal launching pad in Madden ’13, it’s a different ballgame. Released on Tuesday, Madden ’13 features the future Hall of Fame linebacker talking about […]
A Musical Journey Through Hell With The New England Patriots
Most reasonably educated NFL fans know the tale of the 1985 Chicago Bears and at some point have stumbled across the legendary “Super Bowl Shuffle” video. Sadly, the team Chicago trampled in Super Bowl XX decided to put out their own music video prior to Super Sunday.
Weatherman Practices Tebowing During Hurricane Isaac
Jim Cantore of The Weather Channel did not let Hurricane Isaac stop him from Tebowing yesterday. While the hurricane wreaked havoc in New Orleans during Cantore’s report, he remarked “for whatever it’s worth, I hope I’m making Tebow proud.” Ridiculous.
Breathe Easy America: Lauren Tannehill Returns To Hard Knocks
A one-week hiatus from Hard Knocks for Lauren Tannehill sent men across America into severe bouts of deptression (or at least that’s how I imagined it).
Meet The Goodells: New England Patriots
Brady and Belichick are 3-0 in Super Bowls that don’t involve the New York Giants.
Happy Madden ’13 Day!
Madden ’13 is out today, which means the productivity of males between 12 and 40 will drastically decrease. The cover boy is NOT ESPN’s NFL roving smart phone checker Adam Schefter as this photo from his Facebook account might suggest.
Jerry Jones Sets The Rap Game Back 50 Years
Jerry Jones is featured in a new Papa John’s commercial…rapping…badly. After watching this, it’s pretty clear that Jones is the NFL’s answer to Sean “Puffy, P-Diddy, Puff, Puff Dragon, Diddy, Bluff Daddy,” Combs.
Seattle Cuts Terrell Owens
I'm no longer a Seahawk. I THANK the organization 4 the opportunity, I'm truly blessed beyond belief. My FAITH is intact & will NOT waiver. — Terrell Owens (@terrellowens) August 26, 2012 Teams are starting to trim the fat in preparation for the regular season. Consider Terrell Owens […]
Joe Montana's Right Arm 