New England Patriots

Incredibly, There Is A Rob Gronkowski Erotica Book Series


Lacey Noonan is an east-coast based author of erotic books and is adding a new subject to her work – New England Patriots tight end and America’s favorite party boy Rob Gronkowski.

A Gronking To Remember is the first book in an erotic series recently released by Noonan. The storyline gets right to the point, according to Amazon:

When Leigh wanders into the room where her husband and his friends are watching a football game, her life changes forever, because at that exact moment, NFL’s one-man wrecking ball, Rob Gronkowski of the New England Patriots, scores a touchdown and does his patented “Gronk Spike”—his notorious monster smashing of a football. When the ball shoots into the stratosphere, Leigh’s heart goes apitter-patter and she becomes seriously turned on.

Now normally-sheepish Leigh can’t stop thinking about it. She’d never given a second thought to football, but now the primal power of the Gronk Spike, and this raw monster of a man, Rob Gronkowski, is all that she wants, and she’ll stop at nothing until the romance of a lifetime is hers!

Find out the lengths people will go to fulfill their fantasies in this super-sexy, sex-filled story of wanton lust with a super-sexy, sex-filled happy ending.

That’s right. The power of the Gronk Spike is enough to spawn an erotic book series and get a lady all hot and bothered. Nonetheless, since it is an erotic novel it does arrive with a literary warning of sorts:

Contains some sexually graphic scenes as well as the misuse of American footballs that will leave you wet, hard and everything in between. Sports!


You must be wondering though about the book’s content. It can’t be that unusual right? RIGHT?


This is truly one of the great moments in the literature history or one of the worst or somewhere in between.

Noonan, who is the author of such literary classics like Hot Boxed: How I Found Love and I Don’t Care If My Best Friend’s Mom is a Sasquatch, She’s Hot and I’m Taking a Shower With Her, will obviously be rooting on Gronk and the Patriots when they host the Baltimore Ravens next Saturday during the divisional round of the NFL playoffs (or maybe she’ll just be interested in staring at him for three hours with little vested interest in the result, who knows?).

Say what you will about Noonan putting this series together but her books receive 4.75 out 5 stars on Amazon so far.

Keep on pushin’ Lacey.

Photo via Lacey Noonan’s Twitter.

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