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Packers’ New Big Game Burger May Stop Your Heart…Maybe, Possibly


During Sunday’s NFC Divisional playoff game, the Green Bay Packers will attempt to their fans warm by offering the potentially heart-stopping “Big Game Burger,” which tips the scales at impressive 3 1/2 pounds.

This is a monster to the say the least. Anything involving pretzel buns, bacon, venison, and fried onions sounds like a potential issue for your cholesterol. Here’s the rundown on what you can find in the burger:

» “Big Mother” pretzel bun
» 1/2 pound of ground venison
» 1/2 pound of ground bacon
» 1/2 pound of certified Angus beef
» Crispy fried onions
» Jalapeño smoked bacon
» Lettuce (and you thought this wasn’t healthy)
» Tomato (six slices)
» Pickles
» Secret sauce
» Housemade jalapeño cheese

The burger costs $20 bucks but forget about the price for a moment. What’s the caloric intake of this monster?

God bless anyone who eats this because you’re more likely to remember this rather than the actual game. Digestion of this will soon lead to you falling asleep before you can see Aaron Rodgers limp through the fourth quarter after the pain-killing shot on his bad calf wears off.

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