Tom Brady & Roger Goodell performed the opening act of their legal dance of football death on Wednesday in New York City.

The pair and their legal teams got together with Judge Richard Berman in attempt to bring some clarity to the ridiculous Deflategate case and perhaps, reach a settlement.

After hours of discussion with council on both sides, the true star of the event turned out to be an unlikely source…the court’s artist rendering of Tom Brady.

As a point of reference, here is what Brady looked like entering the courtroom on Wednesday:

I mean, he looks fresh to death, no?

Now, let’s take a look at the court drawing…

Really? He looks like Sloth from The Goonies or like he was clobbered in the face with a bat 60 times.

So, clearly this drawing was performed by a Giants or Jets fan, right?

Buckle up for new drawings next Wednesday when Brady takes the stand in New York City for the next round of proceedings.