In honor of Peyton Manning winning his second Super Bowl, possibly retiring, and finding out that he has the social tact of a hacksaw, we will dedicate this week to him.

After all, he deserves it. Our lives are so much better because he played football and hawked products; all the while probably not being fond of many humans outside of his NFL sphere.

It’s ok though.

I totally forgive that ratty effort he put together during Super Bowl 50.

Thus, it’s time for a celebration of the sixth greatest quarterback of all-time!