We are entering Day 2 of the Gronk Party Ship experience and while this is going to be a tremendous rocket ride, we are seeing people that are already Tank City.

I’m not sure if this woman went with the Gronk Party Ship policy of getting a shot soon after you step on the boat, but she sounds pretty loaded.

Thankfully, someone stuck a microphone in her face and visual and audio magic ensued:

This whole thing sounds like it’s not going to end well for somebody. However, until something crazy, let’s enjoy the majestic nature of one of the most absurd events in popular culture history.