How awful of an NFL season are we enduring when one of the most pivotal moments of the year is a dildo being tossed on the field during Sunday’s Patriots/Bills game?

The moment in question took place during the second half of a Patriots’ waxing of the Bills.

Of course, the real drama occurred on Monday during Tom Brady’s weekly radio interview on WEEI in Boston. Would he acknowledge it? Would he claim that sex toys don’t actually exist?

As an early lead candidate in the NFL’s MVP race, Brady weighed in on the matter and was refreshingly open (for him) during an interview on the Kirk & Callahan Show:

“I did see it. Yes I did, I did see it,” Brady said. “I thought it was funny the ref didn’t want to pick it up. He was kicking it. Nobody wanted to reach down and grab it.“That was very unusual. That was a first. Only in Buffalo.

That was very unusual.”

Brady then raised a pertinent question.

“How did they get that in the stadium?” he said.

Great question, Tom. However, after some investigation, it’s rather evident that dildo was there for a reason.

As Brady stated in the interview, the most hilarious part of this scene was an official attempting to remove it from the field. Clearly, he didn’t want to be scene holding a dildo.

That would have been immortalized for the next 100 years.

Unfortunately for the Bills, not even a dildo could slow Brady and the Patriots.