Russell Wilson & Ciara To Welcome Their First Child
While Russell Wilson was a part one of the most panned NFL games on social media since the advent of Twitter, he is having a pretty good week.
Redskins Coaches Have Poor Bladder Control; Caught Peeing In Gatorade Cup
The Washington Redskins lost to soon-to-be MVP candidate Matthew Stafford and the Detroit Lions in an exciting contest on Sunday. However, the game has been overshadowed by a report about a Redskins staffer who opted to take a whizz in a cup during Sunday’s contest.
Here Are The Sad Cardinals & Seahawks Missed Field Goal Radio Calls From Sunday Night’s Dreadful (& Wild) Tie Game
I’m going out on a limb without fact-checking and suggest that we’ve never seen a game quite as useless and exciting on Sunday night. The Arizona Cardinals and Seattle Seahawks played to a 6-6 tie on Sunday night in one of the worst regular season prime-time games in […]
Vikings Lose To Eagles; America Still Held Hostage By The 1972 Dolphins
The Minnesota Vikings dropped their first game of the season in Philadelphia on Sunday in a brutal 21-10 affair. A bye week didn’t seem to help the Vikings. Instead, Sam Bradford and company came out quite rusty. He was sacked six times and threw an interception in the […]
If The Playoffs Started Today: The Dallas Cowboys Are Going To Be Good Edition
Unless the Dallas Cowboys go brain dead (insert Tony Romo back in as a full-time starter the second he is healthy again), they are going to win 10-12 games and make the playoffs.
This Is The Second Greatest Introduction In The History Of Professional Football
New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady returned to play in front of the home crowd for the first time since his suspension concluded two weeks ago.
If The Playoffs Started Today: For Now, The Vikings Are The 1972 Dolphins Edition
As this season continues under protest, the Minnesota Vikings stand as the lone undefeated team in the NFL after five weeks. They can’t possibly keep this up. After all, they can’t run the ball with or without Adrian Peterson. Also, they lack considerable depth at wide receiver.
Odell Beckham Jr. Brings Peace On A Day Of Rage
New York Giants wide receiver Odell Beckham Jr. turned into the most sane person in the United States on Sunday night between the hours 9 p.m. to midnight. Well, let me walk that back for a second. He was the most sane person in the United States not […]
Eagles Lose First Game Of The Season; EDP Has An Epic Meltdown
The Philadelphia Eagles came back to join the rest of us mortals on Sunday after their 3-0 start went up in smoke in Detroit.
Tom Brady Returns To Salute Usain Bolt & Annihilate The Browns
New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady returned to action on Sunday in what we’re dubbing as the “real NFL season opening day.”
