Straight from the “I’m not shocked” department, Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari are no more as a couple according to People magazine.

The pair called off their wedding, which was set to take place next spring.

Reportedly, it was Cutler who kicked Cavallari to the curb.

The Bears quarterback will not join the collection of newly married quarterbacks that includes Joe Flacco, Tony Romo, and now, Ben Roethlisberger.

Somewhere in the midwest region, Green Bay Packers and Minnesota Vikings fan bases are mobilizing to write Cutler jokes playing off of a failed engagement and his NFC title game debacle.

Here is a sample of what you might see:

http://twitter.com/#!/gothompson/status/95279882652749824

Meanwhile, they will have some gifts to return as a result of the breakup.

Their Crate and Barrel wedding registry still had some available items but many requests had been completed.

Hurry and you may be able to buy them a candlestick.