The sports equivalent of a fast food all-you-can-eat buffet begins on Thursday in New York City when the shield unveils the 2012 NFL Draft.

Thursday night’s spectacle will land Andrew Luck in Indianapolis and Robert Griffin III in Washington within the first two picks but the real fun commences with Minnesota at number three.

Much like a buffet, Thursday’s draft is sure to leave you bloated, tired, and in need of a Pepto Bismol.

We’ll be here to celebrate the occasion.