In honor of America’s favorite crystal meth dealer returning to television, we present the JMRA Week In Review…

The Denver Broncos may have Peyton Manning but its been a rough week for the defense. Elvis Dumervil was busted on felony assault charges in Miami and D.J. Williams reportedly failed two drug tests.

Adrian Peterson maintains that he was wrongfully arrested last week in Houston and claims his 200% innocent.

In other police blotter news, Philadelphia’s Dion Lewis may not be visiting a Hampton Inn anytime soon.

The ink dried on Drew Brees’s $100 million contract.

Things are not looking for Wes Welker getting a long-term deal out of the New England Patriots before Monday at 4pm. Conversely, it’s time to ask Oakland safety Tyvon Branch for a loan.

The first four seasons of Breaking Bad in 10 minutes.

According to this study, sitting means you’ll die sooner.

There is statistical evidence stating that Aaron Rodgers is not a good fourth quarter quarterback.

A stolen Super Bowl XX ring was recently recovered. The same story explains that Walter Payton’s Super Bowl ring went missing and was eventually discovered in a couch.

If you want Cam Newton’s autograph, you’ll have to pay for it.

The Cleveland Browns are taking a chance on Baylor receiver Josh Gordon, who may or may not have failed three drug tests.