The Dallas Cowboys ruined the party tonight at MetLife Stadium for the New York Giants.

Dallas’ fun police consisted of Miles Austin, who helped turn a 1st and 30 into a 34-yard touchdown catch in one of the game’s pivotal plays.

Dallas Cowboys radio play-by-play man (and one of the best in the business) Brad Sham greatly enjoyed Austin’s biggest catch.

Moments earlier, folks on Twitter thought Austin moved into the Witness Relocation Program.

Wonder no more.