Not since the halcyon days of Justin Timberlake ripping off Janet Jackson’s clothes during the Super Bowl XXXVIII has a big name performer been this youthful.
The 31-year-old crooner/dancer/actress will perform at the Superdome, making her one of the youngest Super Bowl halftime headliners in years.
I have two minor requests:
1. It’s pretty obvious that Hova will make a cameo appearance. If so, B, ‘Ye and Jay need to do a collaboration on this:
Goodell will never go for this song for obvious reasons….but too bad.
ROGER, YOU OWE US!!! YOU OWE NEW ORLEANS!!!!!!
Fine. Be like that, Rog. I’ll take this instead.
2. If Ali Larter and B could re-enact all of their scenes from Obsessed, that would be fantastic.
In a potential sign of things to come, Beyoncé’s middle name is Giselle.
Categories: Super Bowl XLVII