For the first time in JMRA history, I’m rolling up my sleeves to suggest a Super Bowl 50 drinking game.

There are a lot of items of interest to cover that could be a part of your Super Bowl viewing experience.

By the way, Jim Nantz and Phil Simms are on the call for this year’s Super Bowl. A few of these items will be in reference to them.

One drink:

• Every field goal.
• Every touchdown.
• Every Cam Newton first down signal.
• Newton dabs.
• Each catch by Carolina Panthers tight end Greg Olsen.
• Every 10 yard run by Broncos running back C.J. Anderson.
• Von Miller sack.
• DeMarcus Ware sack.
• Luke Kuechly tackle.
• Every Peyton Manning incomplete pass.
• Every time Broncos safety T.J. Ward dives at someone’s knees.
• Every time the word “classy” is used.
• Every time the phrase “physically gifted” is used.
• John Elway appears on camera.
• Panthers owner Jerry Richardson appears on camera.
• Roger Goodell appears on camera.

Two drinks:

• A Jonathan Stewart run over 20 yards.
• A Panthers completion over 20 yards.
• A Broncos completion over 20 yards.
• Cam Newton wins Super Bowl MVP.
• Nantz mentions the words “race” or “racism”.
• Josh Norman interception.
• Archie Manning is shown on camera.
• Eli Manning appears on camera.
• Every Demaryius Thomas dropped pass.
• Every Ted Ginn Jr. dropped pass.
• Every time Manning overthrows a receiver in the end zone.
• Every Manning interception.
• Von Miller sack dance.
• Ted Ginn Jr. rushing TD.
• A safety. Last year broke a streak of three straight Super Bowls with a safety.
• A defensive TD. There has been a defensive TD in every Super Bowl since XLI except for XLII, XLVI, XLIX, which all featured the Patriots, who don’t fall for other team’s parlor tricks in Super Bowls.
• Aqib Talib leaves the game with an injury.
• Nantz brings up Phil Simms owning the Super Bowl record for highest completion percentage in a game.

Three drinks:

• Nantz mentions HGH.
• Ashley Manning is mentioned.
• The phrase “black quarterback” is used.
• Nantz or Simms mention the game’s gambling line.
• A special teams TD.
• Josh Norman interception return for TD.
• Manning wins Super Bowl MVP.

One shot:

• Manning throws a pick six. He has done this in his last two Super Bowl appearances.
• Cam Newton scores on a rushing TD, dabs, hands off a ball to a Panthers fan.

Two shots:

• Newton rips a Broncos sign down.
• Manning rushing touchdown.
• A successful onside kick.
• Missed PAT
• Missed field goal.
• Tom Brady is at the game.
• Joe Montana is at the game.
• Terry Bradshaw is at the game.

Bottle:

• Manning rips down a Panthers sign.
• Nantz or Simms spoofs the Manning Nationwide commercials by singing on-air.
• There is a reference to Olsen’s days at the University of Miami and being known as “G-Reg.”
• Game goes into overtime.

This is for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.

If you end up doing this, god’s speed.