People are butt-hurt over Cam Newton’s latest comments that include not wanting to injure himself on the ill-fated fumble play that sealed Carolina’s fate on Sunday night against Denver.
Well, if you need a distraction from Newton being a sore loser and the like, help is on the way.
“Dabbin’ with Cam” is a new erotic novel from Caroline Blue (that can’t possibly be her real name).
Here is the salacious description:
Caroline’s life is passing her by while she grinds away at her office job.
That all changes when Caroline’s friend, Emily, secretly enters her in a contest to win tickets to the Big Game…and she wins!
Next thing she knows, Caroline is rubbing shoulders with VIPs, celebrities, and hot guys on the red carpet at all the parties surrounding the Big Game.
After an unfortunate mishap during the game, Caroline finds herself lost, humiliated, and about to be arrested, until an event from the game brings the game from the field right into Caroline’s lap.
And that’s not the only thing that falls in Caroline’s lap. Caroline finds herself in the Panthers locker room face to face with MVP Cam Newton.
Football’s a game of inches, but not in Cam’s case. Will Cam call an audible, and run an end around? Or will he find a new tight end? When there’s penetration in the backfield, this MVP knows you gotta stay focused and go deep.
Will he find a hole and slide it in the crease? Or will he have to stretch to get it in? Will he get it off in time?
Find out as he, COULD…GO…ALL…THE…WAY in this story about a girl finding herself, and a whole lot more with a fun filled happy ending.
Will he find a hole and slide it in the crease?!?!?!?
I hope it becomes a New York Times Bestseller.
Anyhow, check out the cover art:
My only complaint is that this guy isn’t even in the ballpark of looking like Cam Newton. Can we get a little closer?