Earl Thomas is a bad, bad man.
However, when he got married over the weekend, he decided to do something slightly unusual.
He wore a cape and crown to his wedding. I don’t know if it was a nod to Eddie Murphy’s character in the legendary 1980s comedy Coming To America, a cultural thing, or just an overall ode to prom kings but it’s an eye-catcher.
Meanwhile, his wife did not wear a tiara or anything announcing herself as a queen.
I feel like Thomas went into business for himself. Assuming he paid for the gathering, I guess it’s understandable that he wore a crown.
Anyhow, let’s get to the real story here. He has 14 GROOMSMEN!!!??!?
Here’s a rule. If your bridal party is larger than an NFL starting lineup than there are too many cooks in the kitchen.