Tom Brady Was Generally Aware Of A Dildo On The Field In Buffalo
How awful of an NFL season are we enduring when one of the most pivotal moments of the year is a dildo being tossed on the field during Sunday’s Patriots/Bills game?
Russell Wilson & Ciara To Welcome Their First Child
While Russell Wilson was a part one of the most panned NFL games on social media since the advent of Twitter, he is having a pretty good week.
Redskins Coaches Have Poor Bladder Control; Caught Peeing In Gatorade Cup
The Washington Redskins lost to soon-to-be MVP candidate Matthew Stafford and the Detroit Lions in an exciting contest on Sunday. However, the game has been overshadowed by a report about a Redskins staffer who opted to take a whizz in a cup during Sunday’s contest.
Here Are The Sad Cardinals & Seahawks Missed Field Goal Radio Calls From Sunday Night’s Dreadful (& Wild) Tie Game
I’m going out on a limb without fact-checking and suggest that we’ve never seen a game quite as useless and exciting on Sunday night. The Arizona Cardinals and Seattle Seahawks played to a 6-6 tie on Sunday night in one of the worst regular season prime-time games in […]
Vikings Lose To Eagles; America Still Held Hostage By The 1972 Dolphins
The Minnesota Vikings dropped their first game of the season in Philadelphia on Sunday in a brutal 21-10 affair. A bye week didn’t seem to help the Vikings. Instead, Sam Bradford and company came out quite rusty. He was sacked six times and threw an interception in the […]
This Is The Second Greatest Introduction In The History Of Professional Football
New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady returned to play in front of the home crowd for the first time since his suspension concluded two weeks ago.
Odell Beckham Jr. Brings Peace On A Day Of Rage
New York Giants wide receiver Odell Beckham Jr. turned into the most sane person in the United States on Sunday night between the hours 9 p.m. to midnight. Well, let me walk that back for a second. He was the most sane person in the United States not […]
Eagles Lose First Game Of The Season; EDP Has An Epic Meltdown
The Philadelphia Eagles came back to join the rest of us mortals on Sunday after their 3-0 start went up in smoke in Detroit.
Tom Brady Returns To Salute Usain Bolt & Annihilate The Browns
New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady returned to action on Sunday in what we’re dubbing as the “real NFL season opening day.”
Ric Flair Gave The Falcons A Good Pep Talk Before Their Win Over Carolina
The past week has been quite eventful for legendary wrestler Nature Boy Ric Flair.
Joe Montana's Right Arm 