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Ryan Howard And His Exploding Achilles’ Tendon

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Anyone who solely blames Ryan Howard for the Phillies losing the National League Division Series, accused him of faking an injury, or is happy to hear the of the news involving his ruptured Achilles’ tendon, please meet with me.

When we meet, bring all of your Phillies gear and any 2012 season tickets you might have. I’ll be taking them from you. Nothing personal but since you’re an irrational fan that doesn’t understand baseball, these items are no longer of any use.

I guess people become delusional when they have only been a dedicated fan since October 29, 2008 (remember that day?).

In the meantime, I leave you with song:

Aint no angel gonna greet me
Its just you and I my friend
My clothes don’t fit me no more…

Sad times in Philly these days peeps.

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