The New York Jets became the first team since the 1977 Atlanta Falcons not to score a touchdown through three preseason games.

Not to worry though Jets fans.

While the Jets barely scored during the preseason, Mark Sanchez is scoring off the field with Eva Longoria (see what I did there???).

I’m sure the Jets will have lasers shooting out of the football and Tim Tebow running around with a light saber to tame Mario Williams next Sunday against Buffalo .

The Jets have everything under control.