Baltimore Ravens

Ravens Wearing Mustard-Colored Pants; Still Struggling At Football

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The Baltimore Ravens are not your father’s Baltimore Ravens at the moment. They have limped (literally) into Week 15 with a battered lineup.

They are so desperate that they signed Captain Sleepytime Ryan Mallett this week.

Adding to their lack of cool points are the newest additions to their jerseys.

Baltimore debuted “gold” pants against the Kansas City Chiefs on Sunday. On cue, this happened:

I’d like to think that pants resembling a condiment in my refrigerator has a direct impact on gameplay but it doesn’t.

However, if the Ravens lose today, I will assume that they did.

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